Jon Solomon, far more up on celebrity gossip than I, passes along the news that Nuggets F Carmelo Anthony has announced his engagement to MTV VJ La La Vasquez. If you’re like me, you thought that La La Vasquez was that Yankees pitcher that didn’t want to be traded to the West Coast. Either that, or a really tall drag queen. But either way, far be it for me to sneer at young love (especially with Carmelo on record about what happens to snitches).
Anthony’s Nuggets are currently in a bit of a dogfight with the Clippers, holding a narrow lead midway through the 4th quarter. I’m sure someone has noticed this before, but LA forward Bobby Simmons plays like the anti-Jamal Crawford. Running alongside Corey Maggette and Elton Brand, Simmons is rarely the Clippers’ first option on offense, but he’s averaging almost 16 points a game while having made more shots from the field (180) than Crawford (177) though having taken aim 94 fewer times.
You know, I don’t come here to get my heart broken. I come here for a good time.
Thanks a lot, CSTB, for confirming that I am not tall or black enough for ‘Melo. Thanks for crushing my dreams, pal.
Xa, though I’m not much of a matchmaker, Darko Milicic is still single.
so much for my chance with carmelo what a bummer
Jazza,
see above. someone already said that.
What the hell were you thinking you should be marrying me. I love you. I’m your best fan. Not Her.I’m trying to come down but after I found out I almost hit the damn roof. Think about it.
Carmello u must be on drugs because were we getting married rememeber u broke my heart i still love u and u still my baby
how could do this to me she’s not the only one who wanted you.and don’t you think she will leave you too wasn’t she suppose to get married last year what happened to that poor guy.
It’s okay Mello, you had a bad night last night. Charlotte should not have won. I know it’s that Chick, Just know I’ve been IN LOVE since the Video Game. It’s not the money, I’ll take you broke!
Glad to know I’m not alone on the heartbroken thing..I literally cried the night I found out. And to whoever left the not tall enough or not black enough comment…Try being a short white girl from TN…I’m never going to get my man! lol
you can never be too short or too white if you’re a girl from TN
LoL well I’m not short short but I’m not 5’7 or whatever either, a couple inches more would be nice…and just a side note but TN sucks lol
I didn’t like and fuck you Carmelo.
Yall need 2 stop hatin on LaLa. I am his #1 fan and I luv him. You can tell he has a great spirit. Yall need to get a real man and stop livin in a fantasy!!!!
Today is a day I am glad I registered the comments RSS feed with Bloglines.
I will never stop livin in a fantasy, for the record.
Jon
Carmello booty is fat and jigglee i would love to eat, hit it. He might be getting it from Kenyon Martin. I would love J.Jackson i knew a former ball boy for the Sixers when he played for the team. I went into the locker room and saw him in nothing but a very very small towel. What a package he has in the front, back. I heard it likes it from time to time.I am a bi black male and what a treat he will be in the bed. I know Cuttino Mobley, Steve Francis gets it in on that level. Vince Carter aint that bad either he acts so soft. Carmello tail is fat i will hit, hit often.
I second Jay comments i will go to bed with JIM JACKSON,VINCE CARTER, CARMELLO BOOTY IS TOO FAT TO PASS UP. CUTTINO, STEVE GETS IN IN ALOT REMEMBER STEVIE’S COMMENTS WHEN HIS BOY GOT TRADED. AI WILL BE GREAT TOO IN THE BED. BUT JIMMY JACKSON BODY IS TIGHT, HOT LOOKING PICTURE HIM IN NOTHING BUT A JOCK.
DAMN YALL, THIS MY FIRST TIME ON THIS PERTICULAR SIT BUT IM IN LOVE WITH MELLO, IM NOT HATING ON LA LA BUT SHE IS UN DESERVANT OF MY MAN. MELLO TO FINE FOR HER. I MEAN SHE AIIGHT AND ALL, BUT SHE SHOULD BE WIT SOMEONE LIKE…DAMN..WELL ANY BODY BUT MELLO THATS MY CUT RIGHT THURR…LOL
what’s up!
Carmelo baby, what are you thinkin?!?! Lala?!?! What the hell?! U can do sooooooooo much betta! A girl like me would do u just fine….Holla Back! I LOVE U AND UR SEXY SELF CARMELO!
I love me some carmelo anthony! that’s my baby right there. he is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fine. Lala betta treat him right or all of us on here is going to beat her down!!!!! I’m not hatin on her but i’m just sayin.
Carmelo needs too open his eyes. LaLa is one of the ugliest dudes i have eva seen. Her head game must b on point. And i 4 one am not hatin on her becuz dat is 1 ugly “girl”- “she” look suspect. Wheneva he comes back home to Baltimore yall gon be readin bout me cuz imma straight take his ass. CARMELO WILL BE MINE ONE DAY!!!! bABY I LOVE YOU AND PLEASE DITCH THAT BULLDOG- THINK ABOUT UR KIDS.
What are you thinkin you deserve something better than that. All these females in the world and you gon hook up wit dat something gotta give. I know you have better taste than that. I love you and you are one of the best players in the game. You are the reason I watch the Denver Nuggetts play. You will always and forever be my baby I will meet you someday. When you see me you are gonna be like DAMN Forget La-La. Oh yeah that cd is off the hook holla at you with your sexy self. You still make me want to give up everything and move to Denver. I love you Always and Forever Your # 1 FAN
I miss u baby so come home 2 mommy.Luv ya
Damn your soooooooooo fine.Your finer than a motherfucker. you should break up with that bitch LaLa and be with me.
wake up melo!!!!!!!! lala is very ugly, u deserve much better than her…. Ske looks like an elephant!!!!! PUTANG INA Ang PANGET ni LALA VASQUEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melo baby how could u do this 2 our relationship why would u go out wit somethin ugly as that when you could’ve been wit me to bad all I have to say is ellas malo(spanish)( shes bad )
Carmelo u do ur thing.if u love LaLa and want 2 b with her 4 the rest of ur life then thats wut u do.i think u should marry her.And u betta treat her nice but if she start playin games u call me!!!!! Always remember ……you r sexy! Dont worry LaLa i don’t want ur man! id rather have iverson.
“MELLO, HONEY GLASSES R NOT THAT EXPENSIVE, I PROMISE I’LL GET U SOME SOON BEFORE U MAKE A BIG MISTAKE.”
“PAPITO TE QUIERO”(spanish) “PAPITO I LOVE U”
You females are wrong! Stop hatin’ on LA LA, cuz yall know shes got it going on! Yall just mad cuz you cant get a man-believe it! LA LA is beautiful, BLAAAHHH!
I love u soooo much carmelofrom b-more
LALA looks like a gotdamn fish. What the fuck was he thinkn? That bitch looks like a guppy. U bring her over my house I will put that hoe in the fish tank where she belongs!I was going to say some nice things about u but u fucked me up with that hoe. Ur game is getting weaker and u r goofy with ur fat ass! u 2 big to play basketball loose some weight. Good luck to u and ur fish! Holla Dimepiece4real!
carmelo i luv u n wish the best 4 u n lala even though u could of done better but any ways i wish we had something going on once u seen this dymepiece u would of jump the broom 4 me but i guess she sold ya heart first luv ya boo always
lol all ya’ll need to stop hatin on lala it’s not like ya’ll was gon’ to get with him anywas be real lol. Plus he wouldnt want none of yall hatin hoes n*e*ways. if yall was true fans like me yall should be partcipating instead of all this hatin. So holla back throwbacks.
i agree with pimp misses, all you tricks need to get for real. don’t be mad because he found someone and is happy….what kinda “fan” is that????? 😐
Look man I wish u tha best n ur relationship wit La La. I aint no playa hater but dez females thats dissin u and ur girl is straight up envy and jealous. They got a lil insecurity in them too. they really need to wake and realize that they can’t never get wit u they alwayz gon/ be overlooked. So do what u do best. Holla!!
this is not a gay site so BACK OFF!!!!!!! anyway i cant even talk about lala that’s how ridiculuos she look to me. she’s a low life wannabe.Carmelo C’mon , be real , no really . i could have cursed at you but you’re not worth it either. xtra xtra two low life wannabes are together so let’s let fail together too.
#27 comments all i can say dido
Melo am ur #1 fan!..happy 4 u an lala..saw u once after a game in t-dot, got ur autography on a b-ball that was later stolen (*sob*) but it aint like u gonna remember, u meet like a million pple er’day! that was the happiest day of ma life!..got all ur stuff..am lovin the melo air jordans..u too cute to b gettin all this negativity frm ur so called “fans”..lala’s blessed to b wit sm1 like u!!
DAMN WHY THE FUCK ALL YAL ON HERE HATIN GIVE UP THE PROPS CUZ SHE GOT MORE GAME THAN ALL YAL BITCHES PUT TOGETHER CUZ GUESS WHAT SHE GOT HER MAN. SO OBVIOUSLY SHE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT BESIDES HATTIN. IF YOU CALL YOURSELVES FANS BE HAPPY FOR THE MAN DAMN. ITS NOT ALWAYS ALL ABOUT THE WAY YOU LOOK WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOOK LIKE CUZ YOU SOUND LIKE SOME GRIMEY ASS HOES TO ME. STOP HATIN ON LA LA I KNOW ONE THING SHE GOT THAT YOU DON’T GOT MELO!!!! A HA!
All y’all bitches need to stop hatin’ on La La. Carmelo’s a good looking man and LaLa’s a beautiful woman, they look great together. please remember : ONLY INSECURE PEOPLE FIND THE NEED TO HATE ON OTHERS…. so you ugly hatin- heifers need to chill…
In my opinion, I believe that all you females are trying to get Carmelo, it’s not going to happen. He found someone in the beauty side not the ugly side, some of you girls keep dreaming in your little fantasy. Grow up and find yourself a man for once. Leave Carmelo alone he is happy for once in his life. All of you need to know that Carmelo is respecting Lala with dignity, pride, love. Quit hatin on the sister, she found someone who is going to treat her like a royal princess.
is carmelo and lala stll together someone let me now
This is for my daughter who because of Melo and the “person” that she sees him to be has made such a positive change in her life. Sure, she too like some of you thinks that Melo is really something special, someone that if fate would allow her to would spend an eternity with Melo, however; because reality is real, and fate is sometimes such an impossible dream a dream that has them miles and world’s apart she never fails to realize that earth and reality is here in her world and Melo is somewhere in his. She contents herself with pulling out her “Melo Moments” (recordings of every show that Melo has ever appeared on/basketball games included) and watch them and dream a dream that she knows will always be just that, “a dream” As for the Melo and La La part of it she personally thinks only Melo will see the negative overwhelming the positive of that relationship. Good Luck Melo and thanks so much for giving me a whole new outlook on my life and life in general.
Melo is such a remarkable person in that he always have that soothing smile even in the face of adversity, that “magical smile” automatically appears. Altough he and the Nuggets didn’t do as well in the post season as I think they would liked to have done or even me as a fan had hoped they would do, they still showed that competitior’s will to make it. Sometimes when you are faced with so many doors to choose from and yet, none of the ones you opt to open seems to be the right one, you still have to keep searching until finally the right one opens for you.I saw the article where after game 4 Earl Boykins made a statement about Melo shedding tears and not taking the loss like a man, (well) Earl, Melo showed what a true man is made of. To me, Earl is the one who is not a real man. A real man with a real heart is neither afraid nor ashamed to show his emotions when facing disappointment, just as Melo did. I think that until Earl Boykins understands the true meaning of the word “man” he shouldn’t be allowed to be interviewed or make any more comments for entire Nuggets organization.
I’d like to point out that the last two comments came from the same IP address. This particular thread is now closed in the interests of not boring the rest of the universe to death.