The project in question is a certain future Palme d’Or winner ; “Gravedigger”, scheduled to feature such thespian titans as Brian McRae, Billy Sample, Leyritz and a guy I once dubbed, “The Barry Bonds Of Bodybuilding”. The Kansas City Star’s Pete Grathoff explains :
McRae will play Billy Randolph, who doesn’t appear to be the guy actually digging the graves and exacting his own form of justice.
Save the snide jokes about the Royals being a horror show on their own the last few years, because here’s the synopsis of the movie, which is scheduled to be released this year:
“A vigilante serial killer is stalking, killing and burying those he has judged guilty and anyone in this corrupt town could be next! Murder, Mayhem, Blood, Deception & NO way out are a few ways to describe this disturbing new heart pounding thrill ride.”
Other cast members apparently include Ron “Bumblefoot” Thal of Guns N’ Roses, a couple of former “Survivor” contestants, and Gregg Valentino (above), who was on TLC’s “The Man Whose Arms Exploded.”
Who knows, it could surprise you.
Is it fair to say I’m surprised already?