Last seen in this space attempting to extract a measure of revenge from his former paymasters at Seton Hall, Pirates ex-coach Bobby Gonzalez was charged with shoplifting and criminal mischief yesterday by Milburn, NJ police. Gonzalez is accused of stealing a men’s satchel from the Polo Ralph Lauren shop at the Short Hills Mall last week.
While there’s no shortage of persons opining “it couldn’t have happened to a nicer, recently fired educator”, NJ.com’s Steve Politi deserves the last word ; “wait, let’s be fair to Gonzo. It is a fantastic-looking satchel!”
Stay strong my friend, and if you need a friend find me – from Binghamton…to Dutchess