Jon Miller (above, left), during the last of the 8th inning of today’s Red Sox/Royals opener.

(after reading a promo for tonight’s Orioles/Twins and Rangers/Angels games)

Miller : “…both games, also available in high definition on ESPN2 HD. One of my favorite channels, Joe. If it’s not in HD, I have a hard time watching it. “

Joe Morgan : “Well, especially sports.”

Miller : “And movies. I’m into the movies now in high def. And I’m into the travelogues, like when they go to say, India, someplace like that.

(silence)

Miller : “Especially if there’s a camel, or a moose. Something like that.”