(the view from row 4, Section 436 of Citi Field, Monday, April 13, 2009)

Sorry for the crude headline folks (especially as I’ve used it before), but it’s the first thing that came to mind upon reading the following comments Mr. Howard made yesterday while appearing on WFAN’s “Mike’d Up” and addressing the furor over obstructed view seating in the 400 and 500 levels of Citi Field (quotes courtesy Mets Today)

The way we characterize “obstructed “is if you have an obstruction, something in front of you — a beam, a pillar, something that’s blocking your view. That’s not the case here. It is a function of the geometry of the building.

The seats are great seats, the value is tremendous. I understand people have their own point of view, but, when you sit in those seats in the left field promenade, it is a GREAT sightline. Yes I understand that if there’s a fly ball hit to the wall, you’re going to lose it, we do have, you know, TVs extensive, high definition televisions everywhere, you know, we do, we made that accomodation.

There are additional comments / inaccuracies to squirm over in the Mets Today post, but I’ll deal with the above items. Mr. Howard’s limited definition of “obstructed” isn’t quite the same as mine. If a view of left and/or left-center field is almost entirely blocked by lower rows of seats, as was the case for yours truly Monday night, the Mets have no business selling those tickets for full price. I don’t consider $49 “great value” for a ticket more than 420 feet from home plate that affords no view of balls hit to left, and I’d characterize the Mets ticket rep who sold me a 15-game weekday plan as nothing more than a budding mini-Maddoff. I specifically asked if the seat in question would have an obstructed view and was assured otherwise.

It’s not just fly balls that are hit to the wall that are lost if you’re sitting in the left field 400’s — anything hit past shallow left is a mystery. Howard’s comment about the plethora of high definition screens at Citi is laughable. Even if — and this is a pretty huge stretch — paying customers were prescient enough to gather around the promenade concession stands in advance of a fly ball being hit — they’d arrive at said snack aisles to learn the mammoth flat-screens Howard refers to are only visible at the ballpark’s lower tiers. Even on the level of being a comfortable, expensive place to watch television outdoors, Citi Fleld comes up short.

That said, I don’t want to be a total killjoy. MetsBlog’s Matthew Cerrone tweeted on Monday night that he’d just high-fived Omar Minaya after David Wright’s 5th inning HR (a ball that just happen to land in an area invisible to patrons of the left-field promenade) from the cozy confines of a suite. As long as the well-connected are having a good time, that’s all that really matters to me.