Undaunted by the knowledge an association with Todd Walker can result in a massive warehouse fire, the San Diego Padres have traded for the not-so-slick infielder, sending RHP Jose Ceda to the Cubs.
If you’ve ordered an Oliver Perez Mets jersey from MLB.com, well, too fucking bad. The Mets have flipped Perez and Heath Bell to the Padres in exchange for Scott Linebrink.