…and if he doesn’t pick up, Sir Mix-A-Lot.

The above photograph of Barry Bonds was all over the ‘net yesterday, first on Yahoo, then on Deadspin, and probably a few thousand other places that couldn’t resist. Not that I’m immune to the charms of Barry’s hot new look, either.

My intitial reactions were as follows ;

a) I didn’t know Flip Wilson was still alive.

b) how fast can I get to a computer and if I run someone over or get caught speeding, maybe I should just explain to the police what caused the accident.

c) That Victor Conte has some serious skillls

d) These are extreme lengths to go to in order to evade Pedro Gomez

e) Warren St. John was dead wrong ; Barry Bonds Is J.T. Leroy.