I’m still in denial over Jose Reyes signing a 6 year, $106 million pact with the Miami Marlins ; I mean, surely Jose and his handlers are aware they’re going into business with a bunch of creeps who ought to be behind bars? Anyhow, I’ll tackle this subject later today once I’ve shifted thru the rage, grief and the inevitability of all this, and instead consider Jackie Earle Hayley’s amazing performance in 2006’s ‘Little Children’. Though it was probably Hayley’s teen turn as Kelly Leak in “The Bad News Bears” that inspired this particular eBay item (link courtesy Bill Simmons Jon Wurster), perhaps the seller was a big fan of Hayley’s more contemporary work, too.