Rog writes,

I know this item isn’t as newsworthy as the constant bitching and/or apologist rantings with regards to the Barry Bonds/steroids/756 brouhaha, but can we go back to hating on Derek Jeter for about ten minutes? Or, more appropriately, can we go back to circulating wild gossipy items about his sex life?

I don’t see why not. The following item is from LA Rag Mag (via DListed) :

Jessica Alba used to date Derek Jeter, the serial celebrity dater, who plays for the NY Yankees. Well, our source worked for Cash Warren, her ex, and had to refill her Valtrex prescription for her on a regular basis! Guess who she got it from¦that’s right¦dirty Derek Jeter.

You know what this means don’t YOU?!! All of his other famous relationships could have contracted the STD TOO! Derek’s most famous sexual conquest include Mariah Carey, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Jessica Biel. Which means JT could have it AAAHHH!!

LADIES STOP SLEEPING WITH DEREK JETER!! 70% of all spreading happens when there is no sign of an outbreak ( we heard on the commercial, we don’t study Herpes or anything like that.)

JT? Hey, I have no problem allowing Rog or anyone else to spread ugly rumors about The Captain, but let’s leave Jason Tyner out of this.