“Lastings breaks down his 4-RBI effort” was the headline supplied for the above YouTube clip, no doubt by a chronically optimistic Pirates fan hoping that former Mets OF Lastings Milledge’s offensive outburst Thursday night would be the big story emerging from a rout of the Cubs. Sadly for Milledge, that wasn’t the case. Cubs announcer / self-appointed conscience of the game Bob Brenly castigated Milledge for “Cadallickin'”, and who can blame him? It must get pretty old, having to come up with new ways to describe Alfonso Soriano taking the most leisurely route possible to very catchable fly balls. When the likes of Milledge provide Brenly with an opportunity to pontificate (hey, any owners have MLB Extra Innings?), there’s zero chance the latter will just laugh it off.