While the NYC media and Mets fans alike are probably gonna be howling for Oliver Perez’ hide after the left-hander’s latest bedshitting performance against the Phillies (4 earned runs, 5 hits, 6 walks in 2.1 IP), I’d rather keep a cool head during a time of crisis.

The above property near Buffalo’s Elmwood strip is available for a mere $1100 a month. Some might say a guy on a $36 million contract could splash out for something pricier, but the way things are going, Perez might wanna save his money.