At least they tried to hold Vasectomy Night in Charleston, SC. The St. Paul Saints had the good sense to honor anonymous airport men’s room sex pioneer Larry Craig. But closer to CSTB HQ, the Round Rock Express have instead chosen to hold a mass wedding vows ceremony that seems positively Moonie-esque. Though I think this is a monumentally bad idea, there is one possible addition to Sunday evening’s bill that could make the entire exercise more interesting. Who amongst us wouldn’t like to see the wedding renewal ceremonies performed by Lou Gramm?