Would the Angels’ Bobby Abreu have snapped a 3-3 tie with a 2-RBI single in the top of the 13th at Fenway Park tonight were it not for the powers of The Rally Masks?

I’d like to think so, but I’d also be very happy if any number of other broadcasters took a tip from Gubicza and Rojas.  Wouldn’t former SportsChannel aesthetic criminal announcer Fran Healey look great in one of those?